I guess, this is the REAL proper "Inglish" (indonesian english)?

it reads : "Chusus Timbangan Orang"

chusus? never heard of it before... usus kali ye maksudnya?

this is dedicated for my sister[s]

buat yang ada di melbourne sana.. wahai manusia-manusia winter summer fall spring alias bisa ngerasain enaknya 4 musim disana............[disini panas banget woi 33-34 terus seminggu ini]

ini ada oleh2 dikit dari jalan2 kuliner di restoran yg rasanya kalo engga diskon engga brani nyobain deh hha..[En Dining, Japanese Restaurant, Plaza Indonesia EX.]

sayang baru inget foto2 pas uda tinggal dessertnya doang -_- gomenasai.
tapi sebagai gantinya.. dikasi foto bon makannya, jadi bisa tau deh makan apa aja hahhaha.foto yg gambar roti trus ada eskrim vanila diatas ini.. namanya honey bread with vanilla ice cream [really obvious name] rasanya manisss, anget.. empuk. and that hand is pop's hand maybe... [CLICK HERE TO SEE FULLSIZE PICTURE]teus yang ini.. ini namanya eskrim greentea... yang cocok banget buat netralisir rasa manis dari makanan pertama tadi.. soalnya yg pertama tuh manissss, manis madu rotinya, manis eskrim vanilanya pula. ini namanya [ocha green tea ice cream] kalo enggak salah.....[CLICK HERE FOR FULLSIZE PICTURE]

yang ini mah cuma selingan doang.. biar tau apa yg dijual pdagang ps minggu musim skrg...hha.and that's the bill..before the 50% discount..
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"update"

went to immigrant today, wanted to try another steak promo.
we ordered 2 types of steak. 1st one-sirloin, 2nd one-rib eye.

*15 minutes passed.....*

1st try: rib eye steak.

mom: "lemaknya banyak amat ni stik. bkn stik sapi ini mah... stik minyak niih.."

and followed by:

mom: " nah ini baru stik deh kayaknya.." when she tried the sirloin steak. (-_-)

but the best part ain't about the steak! it's about the dessert....
because we exceeded the 250.000 limit and also used platinum card,

the restaurant offered ONE free dessert ( "one" means only one right? but my mom always said things like this... "jgn satu dong... 2 ya mas yg gratisnya...boleh ya hehe.." dan ya pastinya kaga bakal boleh lah sama si abang immigrantnya!!)

after all it's still a free dessert, who wants to pass it out?
and so, we asked what kind of dessert do they offer, and there's around 4 selections that he told us, but none of us could really recognize the names..
but he mentioned "banana cheese muffin" and bravo! that sounds familiar.
so we decided to pick it up..

but the waiter suggested this for us instead that banana cheese muffin...

[ i forgot to take a pic until the dessert was around "half dead condition."]

to be sure what that thing really is,

step 1...

imagine a soft, hot chocolate cake with another hot chocolate filling.

done? then do step 2...

imagine a scoop of super creamy vanilla ice cream with traces of peanut in it.

done that too? good! and now...

imagine eating em together in one big bite!! - and i tell you.. its really, really good. -

this one tastes better compared to the steak that we already had before.

oh, and that board-like biscuit in the middle? that biscuit act as a "border" between the ice cream and the hot chocolate fudge, nothing special.

but what's the greatest thing about this, for mom?
"it's free."

"September Rain"

"I can smell the rain is coming near."


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ibu: "tadi ada ulangan apa?"

anak: "akuntansi"

ibu: "gak bisa ya?"

anak: "bisa."

ibu: "brapa? 60 dapet gak?"

anak: "90."

ibu: "gampang banget ya ulangannya?"

anak: "engga, mayan susah."

ibu: "loh kok kalo susah bisa 90?"

manteb kan? detik itu juga, gw nyadar kalo ortu gw gak pernah ada ekspektasi tinggi dari diri gue.

soalnya dulu pas sd, rapor selalu kebakaran, di smp juga kebakaran terus. kelas 1 sma juga terus kebakaran rapot ampe tu rapot jadi gundul...nilai item tuh uda kayak penyakit langka
1: 100.000.000.000.000 in a chance. dan untung aja pas TK blom ada rapot....ah? apa uda ada ya? entah deh.. yg jelas, kalo di rapot TK, ga ada tulisan kyk gini kan...

Fisika.............................63 (padahal skbm 65)
Matematika...................17 (wtf !!!)
Kimia.............................64 (padahal skbm 65)

dan dari semua nilai-nilai merah itu...nilai matematika lah yang jelas-jelas jadi "Guest Star"-nya....

jadi kalo gw dapet nilai bagus, bonyok ya bisa bingung sendiri....

"kamu nyontek yah?"
"ja ampoen, ja engga lah!"

tiba-tiba aja kelas 2 nilai gw uda mulai loncat-loncatan kyk anak main trampoline sampe sekarang kelas 3.
(eh tapi maap aja yah, mat gue nilainya uda naik, jadi sekitar...............................................43 -_-".)
and i love it that they still dont have high expectations in me.

in conclusion:
i prefer that (underrated) condition rather than this (overrated) scenario

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ibu: "tadi ada ulangan apa?"

anak: "akuntansi"

ibu: "bisa?"

anak: "bisa."

ibu: "brapa? 100 dapet gak?"

anak: "90."

ibu: "susah banget ya ulangannya?"

anak: "engga terlalu."

ibu: "kalo gitu harus 100 dong."

anak: "ya udah lain kali blajar lagi."


thanks God that i had quite a LOT of bad score in early grades.

(all of this are completely my honest opinion, and you can still have different one lol..)

wow gempa..?